shampoo

1. Detergent for hair, commonly used by faggots and sissies.
2. Alternate street slang for stain left on couch after fornication.

1. Hell no I don't dirk tea. That is for guys that use shampoo.
2. My roomate banged his sister for six hours last night. There was shampoo all over the couch.

by jovato May 6, 2003

Apple Shampoo

to urinate over someone

"dude i just apple shampooed this biatch"

by tic crew March 13, 2009

semper fi diddy

"I agree"

A: Shaq City is the place to rock.
B: Semper fi diddy.

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

SHAMPOO

intention to swear at a man

im going to shampoo any minute now r-jizzy barking

by loojaro August 17, 2006

Shampoo

Any instance where something is mistaken for shit.

Holy Christ, someone shit in the pool!

Calm down, It's probably just shampoo.

Yeah, look, it's half a snickers bar.

They were just shitting us.

by Zoggg September 16, 2007

pickle shampoo

another cool band

i wanna listen to pickle shampoo

by crazy mountain dew chic July 19, 2003

shempazoid

A white male who likes to molest small children while watching “ghost adventures”. He is also a homosexual that regularly patrols gay bars. He is also ass at R6 and likes to yell slurs at everyone.

That stupid shempazoid called me a nigger. What a fucking asshole

by Gargl flard January 11, 2023