Shadow Cuck

This is when your female is thinking about the likes of your neighbor Dave or Gerald whilst in the midst of the lovemaking act. Looking in your females eyes and knowing you’re being shadow cucked can lead to instantaneous orgasm.

Greg couldn’t come over and cuck me last night... fortunately Linda was wishing for him and shadow cucked me so I could get mine.

by Shadow cuck May 21, 2019

Shadow Default

Coined in 2023. When someone in Canada cannot pay their mortgage and they haven't defaulted by banking standards. However, their loan balance is increasing and amortization is being pushed out because they cannot afford to pay (negative amortization). The default is happening in the shadows as it is not being picked up by regulators or the public. The person is in a shadow default.

Tom took out that variable rate mortgage in 2021 when he creamed his shorts to buy a house. He is now in shadow default as rates went up and he can't afford the mortgage.

by Market Mania September 5, 2023

shadow crook

A penis darker than the shade of your skin tone. They tend to be bent or crooked.

Thanks to my shadow crook, I have to pee side ways.

by Blackchick August 11, 2015

Shadow cucked

When you get cucked but don’t realize it.

“I liked her so much that I blocked out the idea of My girlfriend fucking that bald doctor until I accidentally caught her in the act. I guess I got shadow cucked for over 5 years now.

by Mr balls 2.0 December 28, 2021

Shadow Bunny

The third-party you enlist to bounce your mattress so that god still loves you.

Yeah Matt was my shadow bunny last night, I owe him some lunch.

by Dionysus’ dick July 17, 2023

Shadow Karens

An individual who exhibits Karen-like behavior (entitled, obnoxious, complaining middle aged woman, and other similar traits) but does so covertly so as to avoid confrontation.

Last week somebody complained that your beard is too long, and this morning I got a complaint that you were seen accelerating too quickly down the street
Oh sorry, I didn't realize the shadow karens were watching

by AKaleido September 23, 2020

Moonlight Shadow

A crime fighting vigilante who only comes out at night. He is truly an eye opener, and you never want to get on his bad side.

The Moonlight Shadow shall seek justice.

by MoonlightXxx March 25, 2021