salmanella

A serious bacterial ailment caused by excessive reading of The Satanic Verses and other books authored by Mr. Rushdie.

I'm not much into sensational or controversial literature, so I have no reason to risk contacting salmanella by reading crap like that.

by QuacksO October 6, 2019

seemar

Seemar is a girl who has 30 personalities in a day, she's talented, smart, goofy and funny. She's adorable yet sexy at the same time. Seemar is a feisty yet chill girl, mess with anyone she cares about and prepare to face her wrath. She's smart and a caring person, she's down to earth and helpful. She's one of the best people you'll ever meet.

wow dude look at that girl
yeah man she must be a seemar

by jamescharles1234 December 20, 2019

Selah

A town nobody is sure really exists, that pretends to have big city problems, but is really just a bunch of hoes in cowboy boots.

Is Selah ever going to get a Starbucks?

No, but we did get a Dollar Tree.
Score!

by Dark.Night February 10, 2020

Salman

a Salman is a fat small guy

girl:1 omg look how fat and small that guy is

Girl:2 Yeah he is such a Salman

by hghghgjhe March 25, 2020

Salma

a joke used at random times that comes from this chunky lady named Salma she also smells like fortnite

oh hey how t ok app and i was it just like the salma

by MrToe May 20, 2020

Seaman Hick

Anybody who challenges somebody to a fight brings a gun and has a buddy back him up after he starts to get his ass kicked

I told that seaman hick that his truck looks like some shit I had drawn in 3rd grade maybe he might pull a gun and call his friends

by Thefactteller69 July 27, 2020

salma

salma is the world's biggest flop. she is a larrie

louis tomlinson is such a salma nowadays

by finelineamazing September 8, 2020