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Self machine

Another name for a human so called because most humans are very very selfish. They only look out for there own asses and if you can look out for or help your self that just tough.
Most people are just self machines.
by Judge dredd7 November 13, 2011
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Self-Retardation

The act of of making unintelligent decisions redundantly causing a self-inflicted retardation.
"Josh wasn't born mentally handicap, he suffers from self-retardation for repeatedly seeing girls illegally."
by jbiddle August 24, 2011
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self deletion

American English slang in the 2020's for suicide.
"He's a victim of self deletion" - Better Bachelor
by TheHeroKing April 22, 2023
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self chuffed

Super pleased with one self, to the point of arrogant. Smug as you can get.

A higher level of self importance.

Think of yourself as the "the best"
He's proper self chuffed isn't he?

I'm really good at photography. My work is a masterpiece.

No one is better than me.
by Anyway have I? January 4, 2023
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Human self

A loose human, often called Michael, in a happy place and calm state of mind.
Michael, stop being a fuck-wit and please just be your Human self!”
by Enigme December 1, 2021
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human self

A very loose and generally uncontrollable individual, often named ‘Michael’, momentarily reconnecting with one’s true internal identity and showing respect for other human beings.
Michael, can you please stop acting like a total fuck-wit and just be your ‘human self!’
by Enigme December 1, 2021
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Self date

It is when one goes out by themselves

to have some time to think, relax or do stupid shit. This is typically done when one does not feel like themselves or just after a stressful period in their life.
Usually one would splurge on themselves

by going to an expensive cafe or indulge in retail theraphy. But the more claming, scenic and less expensive option is to go

to a park with a book or a journal.

warning: might be boring ngl should have

slight ability to entertain oneself HAHAH
J: Oh damn you ate out alone?
A: yea i went on a self date
J: woww my social anxiety and i could never
by Yesh bby November 21, 2020
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