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satan's asshole

The DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles). First used by comedian Dane Cook, it describes what it's like to wait in line for hours with no air conditioning with whiny kids, smelly cocksuckers, and people talking on their god damn cell phones, just so you can get your driver's license.
I had to get my driver's license from satan's asshole today.
by Illinois Joe October 7, 2004
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satiscraptory

(Adj.) Something that is pretty bad but which will suffice because nothing better can be found.
1. When you're on your lunchbreak in downtown Washington D.C., McDonald's is a perfectly satiscraptory place to eat.

2. I am living in an area where the cable company has a monopoly. Prices are high, and the service is only barely satiscraptory. I have to leave Missouri.

3. I don't have much love for the AK-47 assault rifle, but until I have saved up enough money to buy a TIE Advanced starfighter with quadmounted lasers and deflection shield system, it will be satiscraptory.
by HMB August 13, 2004
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Satyajit

means "the victory of truth" or "truth always wins". in ancient times, it is believed that people with this name are righteous, truthful and supremely enlightened.
Satyajit is the one you can always trust. He always stands for satya and what is right.
by sv_godspeed February 9, 2010
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Satan

The best friend the Christian religion has ever had, and who has kept them in business for two thousand years.
by Anonymous June 26, 2003
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Satoru

A total cutiepie. Satoru is very innocent and very handsome!
Aww, he's a satoru!
by Hirosoka January 19, 2015
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satx

An acronym for the city of San Antonio, Texas.
Person 1: asl?
Person 2: 18/m/satx
by sugarhigh45 May 31, 2016
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Satan

plural. also know as Cats. Satan is considered evil, yet everyone loves cats.

They are fluffy, adorable, and planning your demise.
My cat is satan in disguise.
by mo May 16, 2014
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