Sad jack

When you're depressed so you jack off to feel better, sometimes used as an excuse to jack off but still effective most of the time

My parents died recently so I had a sad jack. I felt a lot better afterwards.

by SL3ND3RMAN12345 January 12, 2017

Sad Cunt

Generally sits on the internet role playing. Often uses words like 'noob' or 'I pown'. Likes to build video game maps and loves a good internet conspiracy. More than often call themselves Remix. Can't get there point over at all in real life. A total geek leech.

Dixoft:- Right, tonight I'm going to be someone else on the internet.

Neutral person:- LoL! Hey, that's great.

Dixoft:- Damn straight you noob, then I'm going to dream on myspace n stuff.

Neutral Person:- You sure know how to live it up. Crikey.

Dixoft:- Just hang on noob, I ain't finished yet. I'm gonna argue with someone on a forum after that and get my point across.

Neutral Person:- Lorks, and this accomplishes you what? LoL?

Dixoft:- Don't argue with me, I am king of the internet jungle me.

Neutral Person:- Hey that's great you sad cunt. Gotta go and live real life mate, see you around no doubt.

by oooheesscaryonthenethim September 25, 2010

SAD

Suck A Dick

person 1: 'your a wasteman'
person 2: 'SAD mother fucker'

by Eldubbio July 25, 2011

sad napkin

The grool and jizz-encrusted fast food napkin often found on the floor mat the morning after disappointing car sex.

I was taking my mother to brunch this morning and was hoping she didn't ask about sad napkin on the passenger seat floor.

by rugbykiltman November 13, 2022

Sad Horny

The sad yet horny feeling sometimes acquired from drinking while feeling down or numb.

I had a few at the local watering hole, now I’m sad horny.

by Moonputty February 3, 2023

sad cowboy

someone who is lonely and jealous of their friends who are in a relationship.

guy 1: that girl must be single.
guy 2: why do you say that?
guy 1: because she's looking like real sad cowboy over there

by littlecowboy3 March 17, 2020

sad-funny

When something is so incredibly sad that it’s uproariously funny.

The experience of noting the sad-funny quality of someone or something is really quite confusing as the tears roll down your cheeks but you are laughing like a wild ninny at the same time!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2023