stumphy

Noun

A slang word that describes a state of being. It combines the slang words stupid, dumb, and hyphy.

hey my nigga lets go to the club and get stumphy!

by kurtdub December 29, 2007

fuck stump

a word a football coach uses when he is talking to the worst player on the team

god chris german your such a fuck stump

by dee 1 October 20, 2010

Stumpf

A poo made unnecessarily long or lengthy because of smart phone, tablet, laptop or other computer/technology use.

Man 1: "Damn man, he's been in there for half an hour!"
Man 2: "Yeah. He's in there with that iPad taking a stumpf."

by TheOneArmedMan September 26, 2013

Stumpkin

The art of recieving head from a woman while she is taking a dump...

Man I was just in the bathroom and Teets was giving me a stumpkin...

by KCD913 March 30, 2017

bloody stump

when you've been walking for so long that your feet feel like bloody stumps instead of feet.

"After the Washington D.C. trip, my feet were bloody stumps."

by Harold78 October 10, 2017

stumaster

A notrious donkey balls sucker, jackass and stupid wang to be avoided at all costs and for God's sake don't let his ass near your locker!

Oh my god it's stumaster run for your lives and take your locker with you cos' he'll rub his ass on it!

by bobbobson February 19, 2004

stumpy

Stumpy is a short, stubby, bloated man who loves food, yu-gi-oh, and the coach. They typically tell stories or fables that or fiction all of the time.

i called my friend a stumpy because he never got any pussy and always was watching t.v.

by tgb yhn April 14, 2006