stumpet

(v): Sticking a partially missing limb (a stump) into someone's mouth. This will cause the receiver to make a muttering, unpleasant sound, that of which an inexperienced trumpeter would make.

I was trying to be nice to this handicap amputee... But he tried to stumpet me.

by ncreel December 8, 2014

Stumpf

A noun - Found in catholic boarding schools, Stumpfs tend to roam freely giving detentions for most often minor infractions. Distinct qualities of a Stumpf may include, but are not limited to: a large chest, overwhelming virginity, a snotty attitude, long pointless lectures, an obsession with the security of lockers, and an overall lack of humor.
A verb - (to stumpf)
Used to indicate when a person has seriously gotten their ass raped.

Noun-
"Oh shit! Tuck in your shirt quick, I see a Stumpf!"
Verb-
"I heard Billy got seven detentions for having his shirt untucked.Yeah man, he got stumpfed."

by r-e-d March 31, 2008

slumpbust

An extremely unappealing woman, usually of the genus fatticus femininis. While grizzly in appearance, the slumpbust serves a valuable purpose. A man who finds himself in a slump (whether in baseball or some other aspect of life) may attempt to break or bust that slump by taking home a local slumpbust and riding that slump into oblivion. Please note that a man who has sex with a slumpbust is making a tremendous sacrifice with the intent of self-improvement, and therefore should not be subjected to ridicule and torment by his peers.

She's pretty hot, but her friend is a total slumpbust.

by Brian Gaffney August 6, 2004

Slumped

the act of hardcore sleeping in the middle of a class or someone teaching or talking to you for a long period of time ; you would normally have those sleep lines on your face.

kim: i got math class next
shane: word? i got english and im bout to be slumped

by macdaddiyai September 15, 2017

Slumped

Intoxicated using drugs, weed or alcohol

Boy I was slumped off the loud

by lil sharabi January 29, 2022

Anime Slump

A state in which no anime can grab your attention or interest and you can't seem to invest yourself completely into any anime series you watch. Symptoms include boredom or disinterest, and inability to engage with what is happening on-screen. Person may still wish to watch anime but is somehow unable to get as much enjoyment out of it as before. Usually results in frequent dropping of series and picking up new series before dropping again.

I've been in a bit of an anime slump lately, I seem to keep getting bored so easily no matter what anime I watch.

by snackbomb January 26, 2016

shumpty

keeping it real... keepin' it street

dat girl is shumpty... you aint even shumty enough bruv

by criptonic September 10, 2006