Shower Story

Jerking off in the shower.

After seeing Tiffany's hot mom in a bikini, there would be a good shower story in the morning.

by jj321 October 15, 2009

text storm

Continuously spamming a girl with lines of text, overwhelming her with information before she can respond to the first line of text.

As a result she will only be able to respond to 1 line of text, common mistake made by guys talking to girls.

jerjer:
hey baby what are you doing tonight?
u there babe?
hey guess waht i did in class today?
we had free pizza
lol there were 5 guys dancing on their desks while the pizza was being eaten

bbygrl87:
/overwhelmed by text storm
wow free pizza without me?

by bygbyggey & jerjer January 11, 2011

toy story monopoly

It's a game where you sit in the dark with your friend and play "Guess a Number?" If you guess the number correctly, the other person must take off an article of clothing. You play until one person is completely naked. When you're naked you lose. Innocent people play in the dark, but if you want more of an adrenaline rush, turn on the lights.

"What are you playing?"
"Toy story monopoly!"
"What's that?"
"..."

by blondeorangebrook August 8, 2015

a storm in a teacup

to make a big deal out of something apparently unimportant

she yelled at me just because I arrived 10 minutes late! She made a storm in a teacup

by juliane.dantas0 November 13, 2015

J-Storm

A holiday in the month of January, usually on a Friday, celebrated by Protestants while drinking a lot of beer. The day is chosen based on availability. The celebration is prepared for by withstanding from meat and alcohol for a week. Sometimes people plan for J-Storm, but in the end it really just is everyone getting f**** up when it's -20 out and there's nothing to do but drink in Wisconsin.

A first, J-Storm was about about drinking. Now it's about seeing old friend and drinking. Staring in January of 2012, J-Storm has grown significantly.
The first year Marty Spilled his drink on the ceiling and Joey took 23 shot. In 2015 Chase and Rae got engaged the same day as J-Storm (also Marty's birthday). In 2016 Angela fell asleep at the bar. In 2017 the bartender finally asked wtf is going on after reaslizing we've been doing this at J&B's Blue Ribbon Pub for 3 years.

Joey is the official historian of J-Storm.

Chase is the founder of J-Storm.

Marty's favorite holiday is J-Storm.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the official beer of J-Storm but any type of alcohol is permitted.

Marty spilled his drink all over the place and Chase didn't care because it was J-Storm.

Marty:"On a scale of 1 to 10, how drunk are you."
Chase:"J-Storm"

"I had a *life event* to go to this Friday but I cancelled it to go to J-Storm.

by C-Stormer July 29, 2017

harry storey

Harry Storey. This is where a dirty story comes up in the middle of a bonding session inside of a toilet. This can bring friends closer and form a session including soggy biscuit or many different 69 seesions.

Max said to Lewis you up for a Harry Storey

by cherriossss October 19, 2017

King & Story

A barrio in East Side San Jose, which was once dubbed "The Lowrider Capital of the World." King and Story is also recognized as being the "Whittier Boulevard of the North" which has many similar characteristics as East Los Angeles. The usage and showings of lowriders is prevalent along King Rd and Story Rd. Lowrider Magazine was also founded in this barrio of East Side San Jose, CA

"Orale carnal, keep trucha, we're comin' up to King & Story!"

by EAST SIDE SAN JO April 22, 2021