speed bump and cars 

A game usually played in bed when one of the two (the car) will begin rolling over the partner who will in most cases keep their body straightened (the speed bump) while getting ran over. Sometimes the bump can grow arms and catch the car and cuddle and/or love passionately.

Meilina: Hey Dale guess what?!!?!?
Dale: What is it?
Meilina: SPEED BUMP AND CARS!!!
Dale: Dear God, you weigh as much as a car!

speed bump and cars by iLm July 29, 2006

Speed Bag 

A women whose small breasts dont need much attention during foreplay.

"So how's that new girl?"

"Ah, she's a fucking speed bag. There wasn't much I could feel up on so I just fucked her."

Speed Bag by Walter Phillips November 20, 2011

Speed Trap 

When a person let's you get comfortable and then tries to label your relationship prematurely.

We've only been going out for 3 weeks and she hits me with "so what are we?" She totally tried to Speed Trap me.

Speed Trap by Kyuzo1989 September 30, 2016

speed dialing 

When a chick repeatedly phones you, and you use your phone on vibrate to get her off.

Speed dialing your mom was awesome! But now I can't get the smell out of my phone.

speed dialing by BeefWellington11 February 9, 2018

speed bumps 

Any potential sexual partner with herpes, warts, or any other STD that is "the gift that keeps on giving."

Ben saw Karen at the party and thought she was hot. However, his buddies warned him to be cautious or wear a condom because she has "speed bumps."

speed bumps by Tony Cain October 18, 2006

Speed Bag 

The thing a woman's clitoris turns in to right before you make her orgasm.

"I thought I was going to be down there all day, so I hit it like a speed bag and went straight to bed.

"Rachel and I aren't together. She just stops by for a good speed bagging once in a while."

"So dude, are you ever gonna speed bag that thing or what?"

Speed Bag by Shaymer January 1, 2009

speed penis 

The unfortunately shrivelled penis that results from taking amphetamine.

Fancy a shag? Oh no, speed penis...

speed penis by Monsieur K. March 12, 2009