Speed Trap

When a person let's you get comfortable and then tries to label your relationship prematurely.

We've only been going out for 3 weeks and she hits me with "so what are we?" She totally tried to Speed Trap me.

by Kyuzo1989 September 30, 2016

Tinderroni

When a man with pepperoni nipples takes a shirtless Tinder picture.

Cheryl: His first 2 pictures were great but on his third one he was a total tinderroni ...

by Kyuzo1989 September 30, 2016

victim claiming

Being offended by an innocuous statement in an attempt to look like a true warrior of social justice.

Victim Claiming

Bill: I really like Chinese food.

Sarah: Oh my god check your privilege! You're stuffing your face with cultural appropriation! The Chinese suffer with every bite you take!

by Kyuzo1989 August 07, 2016