Another way to say shut up. Confuses the person you tell this too which usually results in them being quiet. More effective than saying plain ol' shut up. The definition of a sphincter is essentially an opening in the human body (example: mouth)
Nick: Hi I'm Nick. I'm really fucking annoying and laugh at my own jokes. I have no sense of humor and look like a preteen girl. I will be a virgin forev...
Dan: SHUT YOUR SPHINCTER!!
*silence*
Dan: SHUT YOUR SPHINCTER!!
*silence*
by dangerdan101 October 21, 2009
Get the Shut your sphincter! mug.A synonym for "shut your mouth", that also indicates that only shit (garbage) comes out of one's mouth, therefore replacing "mouth" with "asshole".
Donald: "It has not been easy for me... My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars"
Logical guy: "A million dollars is a small loan? Shut your asshole you orange whiny bitch"
Logical guy: "A million dollars is a small loan? Shut your asshole you orange whiny bitch"
by Anrei October 22, 2017
Get the Shut your asshole mug.Sister: Can I tell you a bed time story, I promise it won't be long.
Big brother: No go to bed.
Sister: "starts telling her story"
Big brother: Shut yo leep!
Big brother: No go to bed.
Sister: "starts telling her story"
Big brother: Shut yo leep!
by Chrislovewords December 7, 2013
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by Tomytomy October 25, 2015
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by ArThUR is a god November 24, 2019
Get the Shut Up Yo mug.Carolanne is a wilderness woman who horse rode her way alone with a shotgun; day and night across the barnyard to the front and center of social media's hall of fame. Hasn't made much effort and does not have a real reason to be popular!!! Her stardom was elicited from her personality. She's just being her natural country loud-mouth land livin' self and it's attracting a load of attention along with violent hatred.
1st person: Who's Carolanne?
2nd person: I don't know. You tell me!
3rd person: Isn't she the obnoxious pessimistic farm girl; everybody wants to jump because she's not sucking dick, riding dick, or getting knocked up by a dick, and spending time at home taking care of babies; unlike the other thirsty skanky whores???
1st person: OMG! I knew that name sounded familiar. What happened to her?
3rd person: She's still around. She's just a little bit more on the down-low; ever since people booted her out of posting negative bullshit on Instagram. Now she has her own website, so she doesn't really use her account as often anymore.
2nd person: Well what's the name of the website?
3rd person: It's called Hinterland Of Obscurity
2nd person: And what about her memes? Did she throw them all away?
3rd person: Nope! It's being shared worldwide through Pinterest and Flickr
1st person: So she just never shuts up?
3rd person: Nope! You could say "Shut up Carolanne" and she would still keep talking and spreading her views.
2nd person: What did you expect? She's a spokewoman. starlight.sl1996
2nd person: I don't know. You tell me!
3rd person: Isn't she the obnoxious pessimistic farm girl; everybody wants to jump because she's not sucking dick, riding dick, or getting knocked up by a dick, and spending time at home taking care of babies; unlike the other thirsty skanky whores???
1st person: OMG! I knew that name sounded familiar. What happened to her?
3rd person: She's still around. She's just a little bit more on the down-low; ever since people booted her out of posting negative bullshit on Instagram. Now she has her own website, so she doesn't really use her account as often anymore.
2nd person: Well what's the name of the website?
3rd person: It's called Hinterland Of Obscurity
2nd person: And what about her memes? Did she throw them all away?
3rd person: Nope! It's being shared worldwide through Pinterest and Flickr
1st person: So she just never shuts up?
3rd person: Nope! You could say "Shut up Carolanne" and she would still keep talking and spreading her views.
2nd person: What did you expect? She's a spokewoman. starlight.sl1996
by Elliot Greenberg October 8, 2019
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