Shiterbate

The act of shitting and Masterbating together; The Ultimate Time Saver

I only have 3 minutes, I have to shiterbate or else I wont have time.

by Shiterbater August 15, 2009

pee shivers

The inner child in you who think its funny to make you shiver while peeing.

Your a guy, you just woke up and you gotta go real bad, you dash to the bathroom an let flow you waterfall. All of a suddens you feel cold. As you start to shiver your flow is directed all over the bathroom. Damn the pee shivers.

by Mitchell and Ben July 21, 2005

Shiven

Someone called shiven is a person who usually can’t shut the fuck up and is always looking to fight someone.He usually follows people around the place because he’s very insecure and can’t take any jokes without getting angry,he is also very very very gay.

Omg bro your such a shiven

by Nintendoboi October 29, 2020

shivery is dead

It means the long days of winter are over because the arch Angel Gabriel has slain the great demon Lord Shivery of Canada and thus leaving us in a new era of warm and cheer.

Winter isn't comming shivery is dead!

by Lord shivery December 27, 2015

Shivering Blowjob

When your getting a blowjob from a girl, you put a popsicle in her ass to make her shiver.

Hey can you give me a shivering blowjob tonight , yes I love a popsicle in my booty .

by Laggy4 April 8, 2020

idiot shivers

A full body shiver that occurs immediately after doing something really stupid that should result in serious injury or death, but without any negative consequences. Often occurs while driving.

After running the red light and nearly getting t-boned by a semi, I immediately felt idiot shivers.

by Foole May 21, 2006

Retard Shivers

Experiencing something so retarded that it gives you shivers.

Everyone broke out in song during today's status meeting...weird, gave me the retard shivers.

Scientology gives me the retard shivers.

Atheist at a baptism = retard shivers.

by [Ryuk] November 11, 2011