A rather horrific bout of diarrhea will sometimes - rarely, but sometimes - result in your very own week-long discovery channel special. However, unlike the other special on Discovery Channel, NOBODY WANTS TO FILM IT!
Mike: "Just got back from a trip to Cabo."
Ike: "Awesome, how was it?"
Mike: "Great... Until I drank the water. I'm now hosting my own personal discovery channel special."
Ike: "What?!"
Mike: "SHART WEEK, my friend. Shart week."
Ike: "Why are telling me this... while sitting on my couch?!"
Synonyms:
Shits, squirts, diarrhea, craps, turds
Ike: "Awesome, how was it?"
Mike: "Great... Until I drank the water. I'm now hosting my own personal discovery channel special."
Ike: "What?!"
Mike: "SHART WEEK, my friend. Shart week."
Ike: "Why are telling me this... while sitting on my couch?!"
Synonyms:
Shits, squirts, diarrhea, craps, turds
by Ungoliantschilde June 21, 2012
"Sharon was at my party once and started Reggae Sharting."
"Tony did a mmmaaadd Reggae Shart."
"I was out on a boat once and we had a spliff...we totally had to do a Reggae Shart."
"Tony did a mmmaaadd Reggae Shart."
"I was out on a boat once and we had a spliff...we totally had to do a Reggae Shart."
by Shnigs April 04, 2018
by That damn fool December 18, 2019
the act of trying to do a cute little fart for your your partner (called a love puff), then you accidentally end up shitting. OH HELL NO!
Emma tried to love puff for Michael, she accidentally sharted. "Michael, i think ive shart puffed all over our bed."
by Emboxxx1987 February 19, 2014
A "jizz shart" is the after math of letting your partner finish inside you during anal. After anal sex, you will literally shart out the jizz.
Example: "Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."
Example: "Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."
"Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."
"I hate how after anal, you jizz shart."
"I hate how after anal, you jizz shart."
by dirtydan87 October 20, 2014
by Nigga442 April 07, 2021
a shart is an unintentional fart and you shit. A cookie Shart is a circular remnant left in your panties that looks like a mound of cookie dough.
I was doing Sydney's laundry and I found a cookie shart in her panties, no more pinto beans for her. My grandpa is in the nursing home and they kindly call his "mistakes" cookie shart pounds, as he was embarassed but they said no Grandpa Grant, you are ok, its just a cookie shart.
by raidernurse June 07, 2017