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salt monster

a person that has become extremely salty. They are extremely embarrassed or mad at something.
person 1: You just got your ankles broken!!

Person 2: SALT MONSTER!

Person 3(salt monster): damn.
by SpanishTron March 26, 2011
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Salt squad

An awesome group of friends who live every moment to the last. They go through the stupidest things together and enjoy it. No one can stop them, they are a force of nature that everyone loves. They are imperfect, they are salty but they're always together. They live together and die together. (Salty from time to time!)
They are like a salt squad.
by Salt squad February 17, 2017
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salt boy

A black man who is angry because he didn't have any sex
Nick: Hey Bishop, did tap that ass?

Bishop: No, I'm so salt boy right now
by YoshiMan April 2, 2014
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Salt peter

What you say when you want Peter to pass you the salt.
by ANSTATAŬ June 17, 2018
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salted kob

When a gay man has ejaculates onto another man's penis then sucks it off
Dude, I heard Jared did a salted kob on Jerome
by It's yaboiiiii October 16, 2017
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salt the fields

Too bad Candy didn't salt the fields, or else she might not have birthed three ugly illegitimate children.
by ComradeAndrew July 20, 2008
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salt lord

People who frequently or constantly try to make anyone salty for their own sadistic pleasure.

E.g: Practically anyone who uses some form of social media.
Salt lord annoys someone*

Salty person says something out of irritation/anger to salt lord*

Salt lord: Oooooo, someone's sounds or looks really sallltyyy... Good, your saltiness, and anguish sustains meeee...
by YRU still alive! October 10, 2016
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