rubberflop

when you are wishy-washy and lagging behind schedule. you set a time frame that you're supposed to arrive, but you either change the time frame or show up super omega late. typical of asians. rubberflopping

Ly: vietnamers are never on time
Shorti: oh i see
Shorti: yeah vietnamese rubber band time
Ly: i am a working woman with a tight schedule.. i dont have time to rubberflop aroud
Shorti: haha
Shorti: who is this woman
Shorti: who cannot rubber... flop
Ly: this woman is i

by ly2001 September 5, 2008

rubber patty

a new word for hockey puck.

Hey bro, sauce me that rubber patty real quick so I can snip da ched-cheds!

by bnvbvtu985,wcoiwebcweubs March 3, 2011

fanny rubber

When certain people *cough* a friend of mine.. likes to "rub" their fanny.

Since i cant get laid...... im just gonna rub my fanny! Im such a fanny rubber!

by fucking-faggot November 26, 2007

Cock Rubber

a woman whore like woman who instead of being an actual whore gives out only handjobs but gives them more willy nilly than a whore would sex

guy 1: "man that slut gave me a handjob within the first fifteen minutes

guy 2: "Ohh she's gotta be a cock rubber

by the origional harrison October 17, 2008

Crystal Rubber

1) subscriber to the new-age belief that certain crystals and semiprecious stones posses healing powers or other supernatural powers connecting the practitioner to the earth. See also: Tree Hugger, Granola Eater. 2) person who promotes environmental issues in an inappropriate manner or context.

That girl is such a granola eating, tree hugging, liberal crystal rubber.

by homehounder January 9, 2010

suckin rubbers

suck a cock that is covered with a condom

suckin rubbers-ya girl suck rubbers my brotha

by schlongangt June 23, 2011

Burn Rubber

Ferocious masturbation while you're wearing a condom. Can also be done while said condom is on fire.

Alex decided to burn rubber when jane send him nudes

by WiddyFoe April 22, 2018