buffalo rub

The act of of one mentally retarded person rubbing his shit riddled ass on one non-retarded person's face leaving a brownish hue on the recipients face.

I can't believe Blake gave Mary a buffalo rub for her birthday.

by Wild Buffalo Rub Bill October 07, 2014

Rub Rash

When you have sexual intercourse and your too dry going in but keep going in anyways creating a rash on your dick.

Damn, look at that rash on Steve's dick, he must have rub rash.

by Boo The Guru September 27, 2016

Mud rub

The act of shitting on your sex partner and rubbing it all over them, and then licking it all off.

I gave Kate a Mud rub last night.

by Joeytheguy May 23, 2014

Vietnamese Rub

Sex maneuver in which a man gets a hand job from a VERY old woman.

Hey, your grandmother knows how to bake cookies and deliver a good Vietnamese rub.

by SilvaBlitz February 06, 2014

Rubbing the casket

dating / having sex with an old person

Did you hear? John's new girlfriend is like 67 years old. Hes really rubbing the casket!

by legnA2012 August 25, 2011

rub uglies

to fuck

We used to rub uglies once in awhile when we were bored, but I haven't seen her in a long time.

by Jamie on top December 06, 2014

Louisiana Rub

When a guy is jerked off using cajun sauce.

My girl likes to keep things new and spicy, so she gave me a Louisiana Rub.

by turtl301 August 06, 2012