the rod

A name commonly given to ex-porn stars who later on become junior unix system administrators. A person with the ability to burp and fart on demand.

"Hello, may I please speak with The Rod". "Wow - so big - you must be The Rod". In Rod we Thrust

by Daniel Leroux October 9, 2003

A-ROD SYNDROME

When you're really good at what you do...yet it fails to make those around you better...or produce winning results.

DRINKIN BUDDY 1:"What do Barry Bonds,John Kerry,Jim Kelly,& Carly Fiorina have in common?"

DRINKIN BUDDY 2:"'Dunno...A-ROD SYNDROME?"

DB 1:"Co-rrect!Next ones' on me."

by L.MARTIN November 23, 2005

Hot-Rod

An indian burn on the penis.

So last night I was totally getting blown but then she gave me a hot-rod.

by sorrymrp April 23, 2009

hot rod

Any car built and somewhat customized from the period before the muscle car era (mainly during the 1920s-40s)

My '48 Fleetline hot rod can absolutely buttfuck any gay-ass tuner on the road today.

by Dirty Monkey Sex December 6, 2006

a-rod

Great player who is consistently good, but hardly worth $25.2 million a year. Also known as "Pay-Rod."

The Yankees continued their efforts to buy the World Series by acquiring Pay-Rod from Texas, getting a good player while inheriting a whale of a contract.

by Dewey June 29, 2004

Ass-Rod

Alex Rodriguez, "A-Rod"

Ass-Rod is a pansy and used to be Jeter's lover.

by YankeeHater December 14, 2008

E-Rod

A parody of Alex Rodriguez's nickname "A-Rod". E stands for error, which when Alex Rodriguez makes one, fans start calling him "E-Rod".

Yankee fan: Aw man, A-Rod made an error at third.
Red Sox fan: Haha, E-Rod sucks.

by lolpoly963 August 3, 2007