Restroom Conversater

This could commonly happen to anyone at any restroom. Normally your just trying to take care of some business but someone either standing next to you starts talking to you or they are in the next stall talking to you. It is extremely awkward for the recipient, they are normally caught off guard. This is that guy or girl who needs someone to talk them through this challenge they have.

So you restroom talkers leave your conversations to yourself!

Guy1: Hey.
Guy2: Uh, hi.
Guy1: That was an intense game between Arizona and Philadelphia.
Guy2: ..Yeah man it was. *Moves over to next urinal*
Guy2 leaves to friend waiting outside and says "Ugh that was awkward that guy over there is a restroom conversater."
Friend: Yeah I hate it when you meet those people.

by lawl@u March 4, 2009

reron

a cross breed between a retard and a moron

jake passed out early and is there for a reron

by doucheface4685 December 31, 2010

Regronkulous

When something is redonkulous when having to do with fantasy football.

Dude Mike Tolbert was regronkulous this week, good thing my opponent had Ryan Mathews who did not play.

by joeblay November 13, 2011

Rero rero rero

When someone pushes the other person off of a balcony and then proceeds to lick a cherry after saying it was just a joke.

Guy 1 : hey, Guy 2 you gonna eat that cherry? If not then hand it over, im starving.
*guy 1 picks the cherry from guy 2 and pushes him off of a balcony, but he doesnt fall*
Guy 1: Uh Oh, better watch out Guy 2!
Guy 1 : hahaha good one, huh? Hahaha im only playing with you! Good old Guy 2...
*guy 1 puts the cherry on his tongue*
Guy 1 : Rero rero rero...

by Rewnd April 6, 2018

retrosexual

A retrosexual is a possibly, or likely even, male consumer who chooses clothes and accesories that have stood the test of time, and usually regards ironing as a waste of good book reading time. They are usually oblivious to current jargon and slang.

What have you got there John?

Why Jennifer, its my 1998 Apple Newton 2100 PDA. I bought it on eBay last week, just so I could read ebooks from Project Gutenberg more easily on the bus. You know, it has the biggest screen of any PDA, and it comes with a sled to use ordinary AA rechargeable batteries! This means those weirdly shaped batteries in your phone or Palm that won't be made in seven years time are no longer a problem. And it can read my handwriting!

Well, whatever. It sure goes well with that op shop suede jacket. And I bet you don't even know what a retrosexual is?

Mmmmh?

by meikan July 14, 2005

retrosexual

a guy who actually likes women instead of wanting to act like them. he uses no hair care products except for white rain shampoo, has several flannel shirts, and owns at least one pair of work boots.

woman 1: hey, check out the retrosexual in the high and tight driving the skid loader. woman 2: i believe he is admiring the sway in my backside, according to his comments.

by shemma December 29, 2004

retronaut

one who travels back in time, stuck in a time period, does not change with the times

that dude is retronaut man, he needs to get some new clothes

by nypeet December 12, 2006