Poonis

When you take a poo with a boner

"I was taking a shit last night and I have a massive poonis"

by Len_69 November 30, 2019

poontang

a womens pussy

damn get me some of that poontang

by TopDonny February 12, 2020

Poonis

When u pull out after anal, and you got shit on your dick, and you can’t see skin.

Dude, me and this girl had anal last night and I pulled out with a mega Poonis.

by Schlongosaurus March 2, 2020

Poonicker

A person who believes everything he hears about the coronavirus, going as far as saying things like "We're all gonna die!".

Essentially a huge germaphobe, antisocial, anxiety-inducing guy who watches CNN. Not a fun guy to be around.

(If he will even let you be near him)

Named after the Doomer series of how 4chan names things.

Over the internet
Poonicker: There are 3687876 confirmed cases in my state! STOCK UP ON SUPPLIES NOW!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!

Guy: Fuck sakes dude you're such a poonicker.

by deezy_one April 5, 2020

Poonis

like a penis but poops

Person1 :hey man look at him he's got a poonis
Person2 :YOOOO

by sexibatka April 17, 2020

Poonis

When you dip your penis into poop, now you must call it your poonis.

Dude i dipped my penis into poop last night, now I have a poonis.

by Caelan Mac January 6, 2020

Poonis

Pussy + penis

Kyle: you’re such a poonis

Chad: whats that?

Kyle: penis + pussy you’re a man pussy

by Man with aid May 13, 2020