pooker

Someone who takes it up the arse side ways with no lube. Drinks beer every day, and hides out in his garage. Also suffers from swiss cheese brain.

man that pooker sure is hooked on the cum bong! yeah what a nut guzzling gutter slut

by pooker August 21, 2006

pookie

Slang for the indiginous species of human only known to attract love and affection from their significant other. See also, pookiebear, pookiepoo, pookometron, etc.

This here's my pookiebear! I sure do love him/her!!!

by Pooks in Love November 2, 2006

Pookie

A zombie from "Call of Duty: World at War" that has had his legs blown off or in some rare cases shot off by a "ray gun."

"Oh shit this fucking pookie is fast and he is chasing my ass, damn!"

by LatexMastermind May 12, 2009

pookie

the best cat there is . "MOWS" instead of meowing. hes black .

that dude is soooooooo pookie , he's awesome .

by mustache kitty September 1, 2010

pookie

pookie is me! :)

"hey winkie"
"hey pookie"

by pookie January 14, 2004

pookie

very hot southern girl with hugh tits and a nice ass

brittannie hazelrig

by brian April 30, 2004

pookey

a sexual term said when one partner wants to give the other partner head.

Im so horny, can i give you pookey?

by Monique December 6, 2003