Pooch

A stupid, useless person who irritates others.

Stop acting like such a pooch!

by BlondieUT December 28, 2005

poochie mama

A former hoochie mama who has let herself go and grown herself a pooch belly either by having a litter of children or over eating thus earning the title of 'poochie mama'. A large, less than desirable, extra large belly on what once was a fine ass hoochie mama.

One who wears clothes two sizes too small thinking she is still hot. example being... "Look at that POOCHIE MAMA wearin' dat trashy ass shit!"

by Club Rob March 2, 2010

PogChamp

A word that somehow immediately makes you a racist.

Man 1: Dude, PogChamp
SJW: That word hurt the Asian community, I should know, I'm doing God's work. You are hereby racist and try using emojis that actually have your skin color. You filthy human being.

by fireburnsus January 11, 2021

screwed the pooch

Screwing the pooch is a nonsensical action that is being done while a major fuck up is occuring or has occured.

Management have screwed the pooch while the competition gained the upperhand.

by ANTZILLA July 13, 2014

pooching

To jump from a high platform onto a soft pad. See Pooch Pad.

"Lets go pooching at Niq's"

by Niq Hallgren January 25, 2006

pooch

A turd. A poop. A number two.

Whoever keeps dropping pooches on the floor of the locker room needs to quit NOW!

by mangus January 13, 2005

pooch

A girls private part ie vagina, cunt

1. She wants you to eat out her pooch.
2. Do you eat pooch?

by mj 1234321 March 12, 2008