pleasure bag

a bag used during sex for the purpose of hiding the face of one's sexual partner. typically used for the purpose making an unattractive face bearable when the body is quite nice ( see wordbutterfaceword).

the title, pleasure bag, is used to justify the use of said tool on one's partner without being rude or cruel.

"Yes, I would gladly partake in sexual intercourse with that woman. But I would find the employment of a pleasure bag quite necessary"

by evilgenimus August 19, 2003

Ninja Please

Cereal consisting of 7 all-natural grains such as oats, barley, and almonds which are deep fried and coated with brown sugar, honey, and BBQ sauce. The way to ask for it is by name.

Dennis: Hey Joey, that’s some good cereal, what is it?
Joey: Ninja, please
Dennis: DONT SAY THAT WORD IN FRONT OF ME! *starts stabbing joey with a knife*
Joey: Ninja Please! *holds the cereal box in front of him*

by GageTheDictionaryGeek August 17, 2018

Pleasanton

A peaceful town with a growing population. Lived by middle to upper-class citizens, this rich area has mnay blue ribbon schools and financially sound companies. But there isnt much to do especially on rainy days.

Pleasanton is a nice town because it has a clean Wal-mart.

by Pleasantinean April 17, 2005

bitch please

Used to show that person that what they are asking,saying, trying to do, or doing is complete retard and unresonable in your opinion.

Person 1:"Give me $25"
Person 2:Bitch please

by mirgine January 10, 2008

The greatest pleasure a women could give to a man

I love doing this. Waking up in the morning, going under the sheets and sucking my husbands pipe while he is still sleeping.

pipe (dick)

by lovely June 23, 2004

i do what i please

Doing what you want , don't thinking about the results or judgments given by others. Comforting others seems not the best option in every time. So sometimes people likely doing things only for there sake and own comfort.

It sounds like little egoistic but if it doesn't do a lot harm to others , this sounds reasonable.

Mom : Don't laugh louder.
me : I do what I please.. It feels good for me.

by maxpain69 January 7, 2012

Pessi

A fraud from Argentina who was exiled from his country. He lived in Spain for about 10 years before being exiled again. He now lives in France and plays in Farmers league. Also known for stealing and missing pens (penalties), he is also known for stealing Ballon d'ors and destroying potential players.

Pessi must be missing Eibar.

by Harry Maguire GOAT April 14, 2023