playing the clitar

When a female masturbates with one hand rubbing her clitoris, while holding the other hand out in a fist, resembling playing a guitar.

"I walked into her room and there she was, playing the clitar."

by Reo Omega May 13, 2007

playing jack in the box

sex
penis=jack, vagina=box

after the party i went over to jill's and we stayed up all night playing jack in the box

by jojo548 December 16, 2008

playing for the lions

a euphamism for being homosexual

Dave was playing for the lions at the party last night

by ShadowStar October 20, 2004

playing scrabble

sex, having sex, intercourse

My granny said I couldn't come over cause she was playing scrabble with her boyfriend.

by Sheri' June 23, 2005

Playing Chess

1) Drinking heavily
2) Ordering drugs from a dealer
3) Obscure pseudonym for anal sex

1)
Person 1: Dude, where's your dad?
Sonofadrunk: Playing chess.
2)
Person 1: What were you doing in that back alley?
Druggie: Playing chess.
3)
Person 1: What were you and that other guy doing in the locker room?
Gay dude: Playing chess... heehee!

by AdurnaVampyre January 26, 2009

playing the bagpipes

slang for blow jobs or giving head.

"i hear she was playing the bagpipes for anyone at that party"

by snowman12 March 3, 2009

Playing Hospice

v. When all you can do all day long is lay on the couch, unshowered, in the same underwear you dribbled on the night before, in sweatpants, and eat and watch television all day long. You do not have the energy to get up to anything that doesn't involve making or eating food; even a shower is just too taxing. A pull out couch or futon is usually involved, as well as lots of pillows and blankets. Closely related to "Big Fat Fuck-a-Thon".

"I'm so hungover! All I am doing today is playing hospice! Let's order pizza, but you've got to go to the door, I'm dying."

by Hospice Player May 6, 2009