Similar to a Brain Ninja, a Brain Pirate stays in someone's mind much longer, usually pillaging and taking over that person's thoughts. This can be used to describe women that you sometimes can't stop thinking about.
Mike: Dude, I can't stop thinking about Ashley.
Steve: Why? You like her?
Mike: I'm Freakin' in LOVE with her.
Steve: I don't blame you, that Ashley can be a HUGE Brain Pirate sometimes...
Steve: Why? You like her?
Mike: I'm Freakin' in LOVE with her.
Steve: I don't blame you, that Ashley can be a HUGE Brain Pirate sometimes...
by TraptInTheBurg December 17, 2008
Get the Brain Piratemug. A highly offensive term used to describe a person of African decent. Jungle meaning a dark skinned person from the jungle and pirate meaning someone who steals. The term was common in the 1940s but didn’t pick back up until the mid 1980s.
by Rambo1782 December 31, 2022
Get the Jungle Piratemug. A sex act in which a male receiving oral sex pulls out and shoots semen into his partner's eye, and then when they stand up in anger, kicks them in one leg. This leaves the partner hopping on one foot, holding one eye and saying "ARRRG!"
Pirate Master is on Tommy's sexual bucket list, along with The Cleveland Steamer and the Angry Dragon....this explains why Tommy isn't that popular with the ladies.
by warontara September 19, 2012
Get the Pirate Mastermug. The condition of only being able to use one eye to obtain any kind of visual clarity, the other being shut. Can be brought on by excessive alcohol, opiate, or benzodiazepine use.
<drunk guy a> ugh god man i'm so pirate-eyed i ain't see shit, this whole place looks flat *trips over something*
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........
by DavidTheRave June 23, 2015
Get the Pirate-Eyedmug. Someone who is looking to steal your drug dealer for lower prices ..or to gather information for the police.......often using sexaul favors to lock down the bag.
by B1G JÁY November 10, 2020
Get the plug piratemug. When some one who your not even talking to come in you and someone else's conversation and starts putting in their two sense.
Jai: Hey Shantelle, how was your date last night with James?
Shantelle: It was soo good, he took me to the CN Tower Restaurant, and the foood was amazinngg!
Story Pirate: I know ive been there before, the food is to die for!
(Jai+Shantelle)(Why is she in our conversation?)
Shantelle: It was soo good, he took me to the CN Tower Restaurant, and the foood was amazinngg!
Story Pirate: I know ive been there before, the food is to die for!
(Jai+Shantelle)(Why is she in our conversation?)
by Juiiicy. December 14, 2009
Get the story piratemug. An underground term used amongst those who love the nomadic life of travel trailers, where they are free to live and love whom they choose without judgement from their fellow kin. Mostly all enjoy free love and swingers lifestyle and typically denoted by the Pirate symbol on vehicles or clothes they wear.
Look at that sticker of a pirate on the Airstream trailer parked outside that gay bar, that guy lives the Pirate's Life!!!
by Welchlin February 21, 2023
Get the Pirate's Lifemug.