pink pencil

A dog's penis

Rover stuck his pink pencil in that bitch.

pink pencil by Rover April 28, 2004

load your pencil 

Refill your beverage. It's the tacky, euphemistic way to ask a girl if you can get her a drink.

He saw the cute blonde had an empty glass so he winked and asked, "Hey babe, can I load your pencil?"

load your pencil by PixieOfDoom July 28, 2006

Full pencil sharpener

When a dog faces away from you, places its chin on the floor, stretches out its front legs and raises its tail as high as it can.

"Don't look now darling, Hector is giving it the full pencil sharpener."

Full pencil sharpener by Wordspotter March 17, 2010

Carpenters Pencil 

A Carpenters pencil is when a male/female brings a male to climax by wanking them off with their ear. They then sit on the persons face after.

Ear, Wank, Carpenters Pencil

Carpenters Pencil by Christy 2011 May 8, 2011

Pennsylvania Pencil Pusher 

The act of shoving a freshly sharpened pencil into the penis, Then fucking a woman in the ass.

Hunter just gave Clayton a mean Pennsylvania Pencil Pusher.

Pennsylvania Pencil Pusher by Tiptickler95 October 6, 2011

green pencil 

a green pencil is a school name for weed when someone at school ask you for a green pencil that means they want some weed

"hey give me a green pencil"

"do you want a 5 dollar or a 10 dollar green pencil"

green pencil by skaterj666 July 4, 2009

flesh pencil 

Another name for a penis. Thought of this gem back in 09' when I was mixing codeine and whiskey and going to college in Springfield MA.

I invited Samantha over to study and all that bitch did was teach me calculus. I thought she would at least try to grab my flesh pencil.

Whenever Mrs. Nichols tells us to take our pencils out for a test I imagine ramming my flesh pencil down her throat and asking her if I am going to pass.

flesh pencil by Jonathan Allan March 22, 2013