Pearl Jam

Semen, cum, schmootz or whatever ya wanna call it

I stuck it down her throat and gave her a mouthful of pearl jam

by Saxxon September 27, 2005

German's bombed Pearl Harbor

Used on message boards when someone posts a topic that has been recently posted by someone else.

See also GBPH.

"Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! And it ain't over now! Cause when the going gets tough.. The tough get goin'. Who's with me?" - Animal House

by chupon August 31, 2004

silver pearl

A cannabis type that has a high percentage THC, it gives a little trippy effect and has a nice high.
Good when you want to get stoned, good when you still need some things to do.

Red eyes included.

Time ago, I was super stoned and making funny noises and beats with a friend (trippy effect i had from the silver pearl weed). When you smoke it alone and you have to go somewhere, you still can perform tasks.

by Chilltyperiod June 22, 2006

The Pearl

A cretinously discriptive book by John Steinbeck used to torture Middle School children who have to read it. The pain and confusion it causes is often compared to a vise grip on one's family jewels.

The teacher busted the students' balls by making them read the pearl.

by Pe6o August 31, 2008

Pearson

adj: a descriptor identifying an individual as incredibly handsome and/or sexually dominant. Also can be used to describe one of alpha-male status who possesses an abnormally large penis.

Oh my GOD Jenny, that guy over there is SO Pearson right now! I just can't resist his hypnotic gaze. OH I have the sudden urge to drop trou and sit on his enormous member... OR Becky, that guy is too Pearson... I just jizzed in my pants.

by IamsoPearson March 31, 2009

Grand Pearl Pooh-bah

After completing a Grand Pearl Pooh-bah in Hexic for the xbox360 you then have sex with 50 girls in 2 minutes, only sticking your dick in 49 of them. On the 50th you cum on her face while yelling "Grand Pearl Pooh-bah bitch!". Similar to the Sassafrass method (see Sassafrass).

The only way that geek Peter will ever have sex is if he completes a Grand Pearl Pooh-bah.

by Grand Pooh-Bah October 17, 2006

pearl tear

When you spunk in someone's eye.

I was going for the moneyshot, but i sliced it and she was crying pearl tears.

by jmc October 16, 2002