never-ending shit parade

Never-ending shit parade; never-ending parade of shit. 1. A string of bad luck; 2. The ceaseless onslaught of other people's BS, thoughtlessly transferred to or otherwise imposed on you.
3. The merciless bombardment of unnecessary, trivial, and/or menial tasks, responsibilities or obligations- often in reference to one's work or financial encumbrances- which prevent one from ever acheiving success, progress or personal growth.

"I've been trying to get out of debt, but then I got laid off from work, my kid needed braces, the car broke down and now the bank wants to foreclose. Its like there's this never-ending shit parade preventing me from ever getting ahead!

by seventhson June 23, 2010

paavani

Paavani is defined as a person who likes to pet people's head. Usually of American-indian origin. It is advisable to protect yourself (bring a condom or something of similar use ) when confronted with this human. On the occasion that you do encounter this person, take the following steps.
1) Move back slowly*DO NOT MAKE ANY SUDDEN MOVES*
2) If there is a lake with FISHES, jump in without hesitation (there must be fishes!!)
3) Do not climb a tree paavanis are very adapt at climbing trees
4) Do not make eye-contact
5) If at anytime you hear a "meow", RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!
Paavanis are usually harmless, peace-loving creatures that care about global warming and such noble causes. Things that trigger a paavani attack are
- petting
- bad days
- physics labs
- etc...
If attacked by a paavani call the help line: 9833 242 228

Guy: Hey! look there is a paavani!
Girl: Oh ya! Thats amazing, but we'd better be careful i heard they can be dangerous!
Guy: Really?
Girl: Yeah! Wait! What are you doing??!! Don't get too close...!
Guy: Whoa!! this a so cool!!
Girl: Nooooooooooooooooo
Guy: *petted* , <he then passes out>
Girl: Why!!! Why must the good die young!!!

by chew joel February 18, 2008

Para

Arabian slang term for Money.

I'm dead broke. I have no para!!

I'm tired of these gold diggers. All they want is para.

by Arab.Money September 25, 2009

straight pride parade

a parade filled with trump supporters and white supremacists and a male majority. there is absolutely no culture there and it only exists because of hatred for gay people. the people who attend legitimately think they are oppressed for being straight lmao.

oh look! it’s the dumbass straight pride parade!

by mcnuggetdestroyer September 2, 2019

FAG PARADE

The definition is that someone is so gay that they're more gay than just one person...they're as gay as a whole parde of gays.

Dude you are such a fag parade

by TONY ASMAR September 26, 2006

paradigm

A brand of speakers that are top of the line quality at a fraction of the price.

Go to Best Buy and ask if they have any Paradigm speakers in stock......chances are they've never heard of them.

by no November 10, 2003

Parachute

The male masturbation technique of carefully selecting three of the softest tissues, stacking them on on top of the other, and inserting them over the head of one's penis at climax.

The added space between the head and the tissues creates a parachute-like shape, which is crucial so as to catch the cum without sticking.

This method was developed by an extremely talented young man, and is very convenient - one can simply wipe, throw away the tissues, making clean-up a non-issue.

Bro: Yo, my mom needed to buy a new carpet because I jerk off so much onto it. It was most embarrassing.

Other Bro: Dude, just buy some tissues use a parachute!

Bro: Man, you're so smart, I wish other people knew this trick!

by halpwr July 8, 2010