The Full Faggot Package

Commonly builds himself a reputation of trust or friendliness. Though this is how he shows himself, he will take any opportunity to take the piss out of you, but in a 1 on 1 conversation, he will act like your best friend. A full faggot package is often attractive to girls and will still do anything in his power to Cockblock a friend if he thinks this friend has more of a chance than he does. It is often done out of jealousy. He will also gloat about being the best to everyone though he is often not.

You "Hey I really like that Hannah girl you know, She is amazing."
friend "Oh really..."
*Later on*
Friend "Oi Hannah, that (your name) really likes you you know, like he's obsessed with you"
Hannah "Oh errm... OK."
After this, Hannah never spoke or cared about you.
You "Wow. He is the full faggot package."
Other Friend "I know right."

by James2210 June 7, 2013

paca

A name in short as applied to anyone whom resembles an actual alpaca.

Not only will these people resemble alpacas they will also like climbing mountains and nesting in grass.

A general like for other farm animals including geese is another strong characteristic

paca, what are you doin?

Why you bashing the pac?

The paca misses the goose!

by big moose1 October 19, 2009

hewlett packard

The makers of overpriced printers and crash happy computer systems.

Duuude, you're getting an HP, Duuuuude, you got rocked!

by Gimli July 15, 2003

Full Negro Package

To have more BLING than SNOOPDOG, EMINIM, and P DIDDY COMBINED!!!!

DAMN!!! You see that Caddy roll by? That mother fucker had the FULL NEGRO PACKAGE!

by Lick A. Lotapuss August 20, 2008

pacharaca

Quechua word for pussy

"that girl has one sweet pacharaca"

by Xochilt Vargas III May 30, 2006

Stimulus Package

Male genitalia

Hey baby, do I have a stimulus package for you..

My stimulus package is bigger than yours.

If i dont get my stimulus package unleashed, the economy might collapse.

I woke up with a huge stimulus package this morning.

by mild lettuce February 12, 2009

Package Deal

When you defecate in a zip lock bag. Box it up and gift wrap it the send it via US Mail or Parcel Service to a willing recipient who then uses the zip locked product to gratify him or herself sexually.

I couldn't be with my girl for the Holidays so I sent her a Package Deal to help relive her sexual frustration.

My roommate decided to move out when he walked in on me opening my Package Deal.

by The Great All Powerful Definer January 4, 2011