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Ponderize

A new word used in the Oct. 2015 general conference of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints by Elder Devin Durrant, which immediately became a social media sensation. Ponderize appears to be a combination of the words "ponder" and "memorize." Ponderize describes the act of selecting a verse of scripture, and posting it in a place where you will see it often. Whenever you see the scripture you will think about its meaning and how it applies to life.
After I ponderized the scripture “My father dwelt in a tent” (1 Nephi 2:15) I decided there is no way Joseph Smith could make that crap up... has to come from heaven.
by dontgetcocky November 22, 2015
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Ponderosa

commonly used when one highly doubts or questions the veracity of a statement
guy a: have you seen the latest matrix movie, it was awesome.
guy b: ponderosa!
by Latty November 18, 2003
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pondiferication

The act of pondering, only much more awesome.
The other day I was pondifericating as to if I should define pondiferication.
by Evan Oliver October 3, 2006
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pondery

Appearing thoughtful. Generally associated with deep, good-looking people of high intelligence who assume the burden of thinking about things for short people who are not ponderously disposed, or for people whose advancing age makes it difficult to concentrate on things.
She had a hard time looking over the steering wheel and didn't know which way to go, and when she asked him what to do he looked pondery.
by TheLordFlasheart October 30, 2014
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Pondinator

A handsome son-of-a-bitch; one of the best friends a man can have
"Man, Josh really pulled through for us today."
"Yeah, the guy's a real Pondinator."
by BDSM_Guy November 27, 2016
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Ponder one's place in the universe

To fap. Used in polite company.
1. Jane: What are you up to?
Andrew: Nothing much, just pondering my place in the universe.

2. Most men ponder one's place in the universe.
by spotch555 March 29, 2012
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Ponderosa Lemon

Used as a treat. When you cut a lemon in half and smash one half in someone’s eye, and the other half up their ass.
I’ll give you a ponderosa lemon!
by Squiddlydiddlychainsaw June 2, 2018
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