penis weekend

A weekend in which is spent mostly with your hand and your penis.

"I just totally had a penis weekend!"

by drew June 16, 2007

penis truck

one who drives an enormously large pickup truck in order to replace the absense of a ween.

"man, look at that penis truck, i bet his ween is inverted."

by danger_bahd April 24, 2003

Old Man Penis

It's a super flacid penis that seems to never come to life, only with a pill called Viagra.

I wish I could get rid of this old man penis.

by OldManPenis September 25, 2014

Guacamole Nigga Penis

Random words put together that sound funny. Ignore the other retarded definitions.

Someone: *says literally anything*
Funny random person: "Guacamole nigga penis"

by Nerd Lord July 3, 2019

Penis Crusher

When you have sex with a really fat chick, she gets on top of you, and all the weight ends up crushing your dick, and possibly your pelvis, too.

Did you hear about Jimmy? He just went to the hospital last night because Tammy gave him a penis crusher.

by elviscoolie October 7, 2009

penis recoil

When a man is standing at a toilet, ready to piss, and then the urine comes out so fast and violently that the penis recoils like a gun and you spray all over the back of the seat.

Johnny: Dude, I just took a leak and I had some major penis recoil.

Nathan: Damnit man! You better have wiped the toilet seat down!

by hertel3k January 13, 2010

penis whore

a whore who is in love with a huge penis, and only the penis.

damn that bitch be a penis whore

by manspider91 May 25, 2013