That period of time, before coming out, when a gay guy tries to believe he's straight and dates girls.
I tried dating girls during my teen years but had no sexual feelings towards them. After I figured out I like men sexually, I realized I had been suffering from het lag.
by Arkansas luggage April 16, 2020
Get the Het lagmug. someone who you want to have regular exchange with but can only contact through filling in forms which often times poses difficulty and/or compromises spontaneity.
me: "hello, someone. how are you today? can i tell you about my weekend?"
someone: "fill in this form and optionally rhyme and I'll hear (read) you out, mate"
me: "but time lag!"
someone: "fill in this form and optionally rhyme and I'll hear (read) you out, mate"
me: "but time lag!"
by Krkič May 27, 2019
Get the time lagmug. guy1:that guy just killed me from a mile away he must be hacking
guy2:nah he is just a lag bender which means they are so laggy that bend lag
guy2:nah he is just a lag bender which means they are so laggy that bend lag
by duckable September 7, 2020
Get the lag bendermug. A term mostly used by females/people with pussies refering to the term jet-lag. Wet-lag similar to jet-lag is when your physically and or mentally put on pause due to intense orgasm or sexual over stimulation. Also reffering to being wet after coming out of the shower, a place were people commonly masturbate. Symptoms of wet can include hurt back, pulled muscles(from spasming), ringnig in ears, over sensitivity, being raw etc.
person 1: Dude, did u see Bettie when she came out the shower?
person 2: no, why?
person 1: Look at that fuck-walk! She totally has wet-lag.
person 2: no, why?
person 1: Look at that fuck-walk! She totally has wet-lag.
by im u fucking sadist17 December 26, 2020
Get the wet-lagmug. "Rick, you look like shit. Sup?"
"Man, went to Cancun for a week and partied 24/7. Now I have bad Vac Lag."
"Man, went to Cancun for a week and partied 24/7. Now I have bad Vac Lag."
by Sylavendara March 14, 2010
Get the Vac Lagmug. 1. The time you wait from winning an auction to receiving the goods.
2. The time you wait from someone winning your auction to actually getting paid for the item.
2. The time you wait from someone winning your auction to actually getting paid for the item.
1. I won that iPad on eBay three days ago and the guy hasn't shipped it yet. This eBay lag is killing me!
2. Someone bought my pet rock last week but hasn't paypal'd me the money yet. This eBay lag is driving me nuts!
2. Someone bought my pet rock last week but hasn't paypal'd me the money yet. This eBay lag is driving me nuts!
by Sue Dough-Nim September 17, 2010
Get the eBay lagmug. When you buttocks is stuck to the leathery office chair, after a long night of gaming, creating a butt lag.
by brocklie February 22, 2009
Get the Butt Lagmug.