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Bong Cough

After a few weeks of ripping, you will feel a sensation in your throat after a rip and just want to cough your fucking brains out. Usually leaves your body randomly and you never know how long it could last.

Possible Symptoms:
-severe cough upon ripping
-excessive spitting post rip
-tightening of chest
-short of breath
-immense dehydration
*takes rip* “Yo after that rip I think I have bong cough!”
by meesandauds July 17, 2018
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Bong dong

When you can't get a boner because you're so fucking high.
Sweetie, it's okay! It happens to every guy.

No, I'm telling you, it's just bong dong!
by GayBlaine October 9, 2014
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Bong biscuit

Todd, if I don’t get my grateful dead grinder back by tomorrow then I’m gonna drop a bong biscuit in your illadelph
by Dr. Professor poopie January 13, 2020
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energy bong

A bong that has energy drink as the bong water. It adds small flavour of the energy drink.
In South Australia it’s also called a nuclear bong.
Tessa: What you smoking a bong?
Rachel: yeah an energy bong!
Tessa: why?
Rachel: You taste the energy while smoking!!!
Tessa: pass it here, I want some
*Tessa smokes it with monster energy drink creating an unique taste*
by tastytyr July 1, 2020
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bottle bong

A bong that is made out of an empty water bottle.
Person 1: "Hey man, got any kush?"

Person 2: "Yeah, just no bong"

Person 1: "It's aight. I can make a bottle bong."
by detourious#1015 July 22, 2017
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Bog Bong

The act of shitting and have a bong
Xan: Come have a bong

Caps: I can’t I’m shitting

Xan : that’s all good just have a Bog Bong
by ShelfinXans January 25, 2022
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bong virus

A cough or common cold that a group of friends, who smoke weed together, acquire when one jackass hits the bong with out informing people that they are sick.
*Cough Cough* " what's wrong dude?" "Bong virus man"

"A bong virus? What's that"

"We were all smoking the other day and Dakins dumbass was sick and didn't tell us so were all sick now"
by Reddd dogg November 22, 2014
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