office horror

A horror television/film sub-genre where the daily horrors of working in an office are a key theme. Examples include Severance, The Office, Office Space, etc.
The first season of that new office horror show really made me want to work from home.
by MattCA April 11, 2022
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office dolly

Someone who works in an office with no defined role. Typically runs around after everyone else like a headless chicken.
Yeah, I'm the new office dolly at work. All I do is get coffee and file papers until someone yells at me to do something.
by officedollys January 29, 2017
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office exhibitionist

Office worker/your colleague who invites you to their desktop to supposedly show something interesting/cool but in fact makes you see some running hardcore porn video by surprise.
- Sarah, I like you, and as long as you're a newbie here, my responsibility is to warn you that you should beware David as he is our office exhibitionist. Don't fall for his invitations to his workplace.
by vladim_i_rich May 27, 2017
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Office Husband

A male close office friend. Generally, this is a platonic relationship.
EXAMPLE: Jill is happily married to Jack. At work Jill always goes to lunch with and hangs with Bill. Bill is Jill's Office Husband.
by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019
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office candy

A female employee who appears to be smoking hot, but out of the workplace you wouldn't normally give her a second look.
Phil: I went for a few drinks in the city this weekend and saw Betty in a bar

John: man she is so fit, I would love to fuck her

Phil: Nah she's just Office Candy. She looked minging when i saw her the other day.

Or

Phil: I saw that fit girl from work out last night, but she looked rotton!

John: Yeah, shes just 'Office Candy'!
by Mr Orange Hodgkiss May 11, 2009
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Office Dropping

When you randomly visit a coworker to ridicule their behavior on social media.
Doug was really on one this weekend on Facebook so I had to do some office dropping on him.
by All Bets Hedged February 24, 2020
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Office Suite

No one ever says the word suite when referring to an office unless they are in Oregon.
"Why does Amanda say Office Suite instead of just Office?" "Makes no sense, only Oregon people say it"
by Oregon Ducker April 10, 2019
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