The beautiful aroma that arises from the balls when a man hasn’t showered for 2-3 days, it often smells like a dumpster crossbred with a dandelion.
Guy 1 - Hey man, what’s that glorious fucking smell that just entered my nasal cavity?
Guy 2 - Woah bro that’s just my nut gunk
Guy 2 - Woah bro that’s just my nut gunk
by NutGunkConnoisseur May 4, 2021
Get the Nut Gunkmug. John: *watches porn*
*nuts*
*looks at the screen
What did I just watch? Ewww. Everytime I watch porn, I‘ve got this Post-Nut afterwards!
*nuts*
*looks at the screen
What did I just watch? Ewww. Everytime I watch porn, I‘ve got this Post-Nut afterwards!
by minnaemilia October 16, 2019
Get the Post-Nutmug. The most complicated challenge of all time, No Nut Forever. If you take this challenge, there is only 1 rule - DON'T NUT.
man 1 - yo homie u nuttin on yo girl?
man 2 - nah, im doing the no nut forever challenge
man 1 - good luck man
man 2 - thanks homie ill need it
man 2 - nah, im doing the no nut forever challenge
man 1 - good luck man
man 2 - thanks homie ill need it
by nickisfat December 25, 2020
Get the No Nut Forevermug. The Ocala Nuts is defined as the ultimate poker hand in No Limit Texas Hold' Em. It is unbeatable and impossible to lose with; it is much better than pocket rockets. It is J9.
"Wow I can't believe I just flopped a straight with the ocala nuts. Do I run good or do I run good?"
by Tilted Wolf February 5, 2014
Get the ocala nutsmug. by Bill & Aimee March 18, 2008
Get the nut surprisemug. When a man and another man ride a motorcycle together. Named that because the one mans nuts touch the other mans butt.
Paul: Hey Aaron, wanna take a ride on my new bike?
Aaron: Maaaannn, I don't want to go Nut Butting with you.
Aaron: Maaaannn, I don't want to go Nut Butting with you.
by Aaron East August 19, 2012
Get the Nut Buttingmug. Someone with really fat, gargantuan, giant balls. You can interpret this two ways:
1. He's got nuts so fat, they're comparable to a chode
2. Referencing the One-Two combo that is Dick and Balls
1. He's got nuts so fat, they're comparable to a chode
2. Referencing the One-Two combo that is Dick and Balls
Person 1: Did you see Brendon's chode nuts?
Person 2: How fat are they?
Person 1: Last time I checked, they were 8.36 meters in diameter and .72 nanometers in height.
Person 2: Damn.
Person 2: How fat are they?
Person 1: Last time I checked, they were 8.36 meters in diameter and .72 nanometers in height.
Person 2: Damn.
by pinjer September 30, 2018
Get the chode nutsmug.