face spackle

male ejaculate that ends up on a partners face, either intentionally or accidentally.

I put enough face spackle on her to sheetrock and wall.

by jimb0ne January 18, 2012

Face-Creep

When someone studies peoples posts on Facebook (Comments, pictures, status updates) to the point to where they know everything about a persons life, without ever talking to that person. A classic Face-creeper is known to know way more about a victim than the victims best friends know about him.

Phil: "Who knows where Kelsey is?"

Sid: "Oh. Kelsey is soo totally bored while grounded for getting a D+ on her math final."

Doug: "What?!... When did you talk to her? I didnt even know you guys talk that much.."

Sid: "Kelsey added me last week on facebook. Did you not see her latest 8 updates?

Doug and Phil: "FACE-CREEPER"

by RiotROy! April 8, 2010

cape face

The face one acquires living south of rt 3. The ruddy complexion of alcoholism mixed with salty sea air and oxycontin theft. White trash eyes are a plus, but not necessary.

I got so drunk last night i woke up in bed with this cape faced girl. I ran out immediately and went to dunkin' donuts.

by jenjet2 September 28, 2009

Weasel-face

Man of any age or race with a narrow face and a smallish pointed Roman nose

Who the fuck are you calling sluts you weasel-face cunt?

by Charlie Snidge May 14, 2019

e-face

The face you pull when you've popped a few too many pills, usually involving gurning, teeth clenching and raised eyebrows.

Beth: Jon's e-face last night was priceless.

by comatoes July 15, 2007

Crunch Face

The cute face people (usually female) make to express happiness. Usually the person making the crunch face will close their eyes and smile with their mouth closed. The emoticon "^-^" represents the crunch face.

I made a crunch face when he started cuddling me because it made me feel all warm and tingly.

by meepermatson July 9, 2011

Howard face

To appear goofy in a picture example. Shut rolled eyes. Tongue partially out and lips "like a duck"

Man at the bar last night every girl I took a picture with did the Howard face. What the hell. They ruin everything!

by clubdining November 13, 2009