John Nintendo 

The personification of the Nintendo video game company. This imagined individual is solely responsible for all decisions made by the company, and can thus be targeted for any grievances in the larger gaming community.

The term appears to originate from content creation collective Vinesauce -- the founder, Vinny's, channel specifically.

"I can't believe John Nintendo is charging seventy dollars for a Gamecube port."

John Nintendo by lyricalllama June 17, 2023

My uncle works at Nintendo 

"My uncle works at Nintendo" is a facetious statement which is often jokingly used to spread false insider information about Nintendo and its upcoming projects.

People try to get others to believe that they have received insider information from their uncle who supposedly works at the video game company.

The lie is so well known that in internet culture, it has become a joke way for people to signal that any information they're about to say will be false.

My uncle works at Nintendo and he said Raiden will be a playable character in the next Super Smash Bros.

My uncle works at Nintendo by windchimejelly May 13, 2021

20k hdr 1200fps super nintendo ios 49 blue ray ultraviolet radiation 1080p PlayStation five 

when someone pulls out and outrageously old phone when you do something that your not allowed to do and tells

pov its 11:59 pm and you submit it 1 second late

little cousin: "i caught you in 20k hdr 1200fps super Nintendo iOS 49 blue ray ultraviolet radiation 1080p PlayStation five"

me: dropkicks him

20k hdr 1200fps super nintendo ios 49 blue ray ultraviolet radiation 1080p PlayStation five by Your local fbi agent :) October 25, 2022

Nagito Komaeda on the Nintendo 3ds 

HEY EVERYONE, ITS ME, NAGITO KOMAEDA ON THE NINTENDO 3DS

*insert crazy ass laughter*

mhm idk what to put here so- nagito komaeda on the nintendo 3ds

Nagito Komaeda on the Nintendo 3ds by r4t_inasewer October 14, 2020

Super Nintendo Entertainment System

See SNES

SNES is short for Super Nintendo Entertainment System.

Super Nintendo Entertainment System by PIMIVOO July 23, 2009

Dominoes, Subway or Nintendo Switch

A secretive way of asking if someone is a dominant, a sub, or a switch. Often used in a joking manner.

Person A - “Are you more of a Dominoes, Subway or Nintendo Switch kinda guy?”

Person B - “Oh, Dominoes for sure.”

Dominoes, Subway or Nintendo Switch by NotNotToday September 13, 2020

The Nintendo 

Sexual technique wherein during copulation, the male removes his penis, blows on it, and then puts it back in.

I almost pulled the goalie last night on this chick but luckily I distracted her long enough to pull off The Nintendo and went back to work

The Nintendo by Pocostomus October 2, 2011