loch ness monster 

My Step-Dad and Step-Brother's Penis'.

The reason why the dinosaurs are extinct. see also:
Loch Ness Monster
The Great Wall of China
The Equator
God

Dillon:"what are you up to tonight?"
Me:"not getting eaten by your schlong"

loch ness monster by Zak Hill May 7, 2008

-Ness 

Word used inplace of describing a general situation, description, and/or over exaggerated drama.

It's all about the -Ness

-Ness by Alyssapoo October 7, 2006

NASSA 

Another name for someone who has so much buttsex that they could literally launch a NASA space shuttle out of their gaping butthole.

Guy1-"She has so much buttsex I'm sure a rocket could launch out of her ass."
Guy2-"NASSA"

NASSA by wsucoug09 February 3, 2010

Nesser 

Someone from Cali or other beach region mainly on the west cost. They think they are cool just because there from there. In all reality they are big douche bag ass holes. They have no game when it comes to the ladies probably because they are infact like a lady with there girlish figure and bitchy ways.

1: did that guy just tell me to watch where I was going?

2: who that wimpy kid?

1: yea that guy.

2: oh don't worry about him he's just a nesser!

Nesser by JCtheFC February 3, 2010

fucked-up-ed-ness 

see fuckage, you fucker.

Examples hit the top on the fucked-up-ed-ness meter

fucked-up-ed-ness by Tory Burnett May 22, 2008

ness 

A group of issues that are too complicated to explain briefly. When this word is used it is understood by friends that some events happened that are best left unexplained, or at least explained at a later date.

Ahh...that was some ness last night.
OR
(perhaps after seeing/hearing something impressive) Man! That's some ness right there!

ness by Pipi April 18, 2003

Ness 

The very essence of being, which could be equated to the soul, chi, aura, strong presence, or even a personal passion.

As a musician, music is my ness: I would die without it.

Ness by Jose January 19, 2005