Nut Lard

a male specimen with unusually large deposits of fat on his testes sac. Usually found in men who consume a large amount of creatine and protein powder.

"That's the most nut lard I've ever seen!"

"Dude you're such a Nut Lard!!!!"

"Nice Nut lard can i have your number"!!

by Dr. Charel June 25, 2008

Nut In The Butt

Nuttin' into a hoe of low caliber.

Guy1: Dude! I saw you leave with that skanky hoe last night! What happened?
Guy2: I took her to my place then we watched Shrek 3 and one thing led to another and I ending up giving her an ounce of the nut in the butt!
Guy3: Word?

by L-Keebsy June 23, 2008

nut sack attack

When doing your partner doggy style, your nut sack will smack wildy against your partner's ass/legs/whatever, and make a loud clapping sound.

Dude, I could hear your nut sack attack through the wall last night.

by Mike DW February 19, 2008

nut rag

The one rag you will never wash with regular clothes.

I think I'll wash my nut rag. Naw, I'll just throw it away and get another one.

by bakerd812 July 4, 2004

nut gargler

Refering to a gal who likes to perform oral sex with special emphasis on the scrotum.

There goes Jizzet the nut gargler, ya Terell must have the cleanest balls in town.

by Digger September 3, 2005

nut butter

The horrible smelling mixture of sweat and nastyness that accumulates between a mans ball sack and taint. When guys stick their hands in there pants and then smell it they're testing the flavor of their nut butter

Dude, I've got a good batch of nut butter going right now.

by lukesmith5841 September 27, 2007

Nut shot

Dumb **** 7th graders that think its funny to make gangs to hit people in the nuts;proper use: after punching nuts say Nut Shot

Kid#1:Nut Shot!!!!
Jack:Oh ****
Kid#1**** Yah
Jack:(squirming gonig saving private ryan)My balls....My balls

by never caught May 6, 2009