Monty Money

The next best thing. No one is on Monty Moneys level you all wish you had his drip. YUHRRDDD

Who’s that guy over there?

That’s monty money you dumbfuck

by Monty Money October 25, 2018

Swag money23906

Gay for Matt (aka L1mbo)

swag money23906 sucks at seige

by L1mbo March 28, 2020

jack money bean

when your dog has a boner and he can’t get rid of it

“Yo my dog has a jack money bean”

by madison b October 22, 2020

dope money

Money that is gained by selling drugs

Dealer: you want some money
Dealer's friend: I don't want that dope money

by Jimanto November 11, 2020

Lars money

When someone is rich rich and has so much money hr doesn't even know what to spend it on he has lars money

Yo you are rich as fuck does your dad have lars money or something

by Amir khomik November 18, 2020

nobody's money

a previous experience that is so awe inspiring and surreal it is beyond any monetary value

That rave was like nobody's money.

by Case Barden July 22, 2006

Todd Van Poppel money

Phrase used by Brien Taylor, former MLB #1 pick of the New York Yankees, and his family under the advice of agent Scott Boras. The Yankees offered him about $350,000, the usual amount for a #1 pick, but Taylor informed them he would be holding out for "Todd Van Poppel money", in reference to previous year's draftee Todd Van Poppel, who was given $1.2 million to sign with the Oakland Athletics. Taylor was eventually given more than $1.55 million. Humorously, Brien Taylor never ended up in the majors after tearing his labrum in a bar fight, and Van Poppel spent the majority of his career as a mediocre middle reliever.
This phrase pops up frequently around drafts, when high draftees are expected to ask for ridiculous amounts of money rivaling the contracts of many proven veterans and younger stars.
It can also be used in everyday situations when referring to a relatively large amount of money, especially when said money is being offered to convince you to do something heinous.

John: Hey Dan, I'll give you $20 to burn off your nutsack hair.

Dan: Hell no, you'd have to give me Todd Van Poppel money to do that.

by Butters06 June 9, 2009