Moist Fart

A fart upon ones face, that is juicy and may contain turds.

Person #1: Dude, you're mean.

Person #2: Don't make me take a moist fart on your face.

by squarian July 25, 2014

Moist

The collective noun for a group of yummies.


See also yummy.

You sould have been in there, wall-to-wall Yummies !

At least three moists !

by Cutaway May 24, 2005

Moist Towelette

A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.

#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.

by Cytosematic January 20, 2018

moist cupcake

When you get a girl wet.

I did it with courtney last night , she got a really moist cupcake

by Josh hen November 5, 2007

moist cow

A soggy old hag, typically a 55+ year old woman who frequently engages in sexual intercourse and scares young children. Usually an educator.

Mrs. Kenyon, our transvestite gym teacher, is a moist cow.

by Moist Cow February 14, 2017

Moister

A level of moist beyond which a standard level of moist is

Nothing gets a girl moister then doing a Christopher Walken voice

by Gr8Kermudgeon April 19, 2017

moist_audios

Moist_Audios a exploiter

Moist_Audios will bypass ur audio ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Tensai_Audios December 13, 2017