Montana Justice

When Republicans in Montana don't want to answer uncomfortable policy questions and instead resort to violence

The politician didn't want to answer the reporter's question so he resorted to Montana Justice to silence him instead.

by Tofu Warrior May 27, 2017

Montana Molotov

A Montana Molotov is when you piss in a glass bottle, freeze it, then stick it in a girls ass until it thaws.

After I finished my beer, I had to piss so I ended up giving my girl a Montana Molotov.

by WideUterusGeorge November 4, 2021

Montana mud pie

Where you eat your partner ass when he or she has the runs

Yesterday do I was liking my partner ass when she blasted a Montana mud pie on my face

by Meat D1c8 April 8, 2025

Montana

Never had a bitch like her that's fo sho. She the baddest biddie out der.

"Bro, Montana is so bad. I want her!"
"Yah bro, I never had a bitch like her in my life!"

by tanaisamfg March 6, 2024

Montana Eggplant

Large black Nigerian female with hourglass hips and a cowboy hat who squirts as faithfully as old faithful. Her partner is typically a small Asian man, around 120lbs in weight or lower. She uses her large tentacle like appendage to dominate her partner.

Damn!, by the way she's doing im, I'd say she's a Montana Eggplant!

by Jack Stack_24 October 2, 2020

Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020

montana helper

a shit filled pot with hamburger much like hamburger helper

Your mom ate the montana helper i made last night

by Nosh118 August 18, 2011