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Remove miner

A Declaration of wanting to suck dick
by LonelyGhost0 March 27, 2022
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West Virginia Coal Miner

When you are doing it in the butt and you hit a turd, so you make a beeping noise.
Mike had to give her a West Virginia Coal Miner, to let her know what was up.
by Spazzernaut July 26, 2018
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Man of mineral

This a status for a man that has realised his purpose in life. He has reached enlightenment. He is a man that all men should aspire to. He is driven and courageous. Women envy his power and wish they were his. Any man can be a man of mineral.
That guy seems like a man of mineral.

He's a man of fine mineral.
by Lemon little July 23, 2020
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Coal Miner's Canary

A sexual act preformed by shoving a singing canary up your partner's ass. If it stops singing, cleaning may or may not be necessary.
"I was getting a little freaky last night, so I gave my girl the ol' coal miner's canary. The bird kept singing so I knew it was clean for me to go next."
by quack9 June 14, 2009
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Coal Miner

Its a sexual position where you strap on a dildo to your forehead and use it to fuck a girl in the ass while you eat her out.
"Dude, I gave that girl a Coal Miner last night"
by FletchRose December 28, 2005
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Mineral oil

Similar to Metamucil but a bit worse. This shit will make you shit oil outta your ass for weeks!!
My grandma takes mineral oil and has frequent underwear accidents.
by Terri March 2, 2004
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Miners Helmet

a flash light strapped to the shaft of your cock (shlong, penis, 3rd leg, banger etc) for finding your way in the dark during the night if and when you wake up with your tent pichted, aka mornin glory.. to be used on turgid tadgers, brickers and pingers if you prefer the hands free version, if not then flacid will do also with the hands on approach.

"DAMN IT!.. need a piss! and the electric has run out!!.. time to dawn the miners helmet and seeing as I have a pinger, I shall be opting for the hands free approach"
by ShadeMade aka G-Funk November 27, 2011
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