by BartekOkejkaNaklejka January 17, 2021

a stuck up white girl that is very successful in sports, never gets in trouble, and always gets great grades, also is flat as a pancake
by ed the fred October 9, 2017

An Abbey Mills is a wonderful, loud, and North-Carolinian ginger. An Abbey Mills is always hype no matter how drained and tired she is, she's even more dangerous with Celsius. She is surprisingly good at sports considering the fact she lacks the ability to walk straight. Her talents don't just end with sports, she can also do the Irish Jig with the most enthusiasm and lack of accuracy you've ever seen, the Nutcracker too. When you watch her dance, you question literally everything you've done in life that has lead up to you watching her do the shittiest but best Irish Jig you've ever witnessed. Abbey Mills can sometimes be the biggest pain in the ass when you're tired to take her hype, but in the end she is the first person to go to when you're having a shitty day. If you have an Abbey Mills in your life, keep her and be grateful always. #foenem
by Laur H June 12, 2021

The greenest school you could come across , the men here are TERRIBLE . Some of the females be so tan through it’s crazy . The teachers dick eat every single day . The got damn admins on dick too .
by unknown2-you September 22, 2023

by Munsterunleashed February 12, 2022

DUI Mill’s (see “DUI Farm”) are similar to puppy mills except with greedy, unresponsive law firms characterized by a business model based on client volume rather than quality of service. This is a prime example of what has now become known as Cruel Capitalism.
These firms can often be recognized by their heavy use of radio adds with catchy jingles and big promises of results with one-on-one special attention to your case which is actually a lie that is perpetuated just long enough for the client to sign the retainer agreement and then all that special attention disappears like fart in the wind.
Once the agreement is signed you fall into the churning sausage grinder that becomes the DUI legal process when choosing to do business with a DUI Mill.
The attorneys at these DUI Mill sausage grinders do not answer emails or respond to calls unless they need something from you, like a reminder that you have an upcoming payment.
Always remember; cramming as many clients as possible into the sausage hopper is what makes the DUI Mill grinder spin. It’s all money based on volume, quantity, and churn not quality and certainly not the desire to spend any time on your case.
Any remaining money you have will need to be spent on a therapist.
These firms can often be recognized by their heavy use of radio adds with catchy jingles and big promises of results with one-on-one special attention to your case which is actually a lie that is perpetuated just long enough for the client to sign the retainer agreement and then all that special attention disappears like fart in the wind.
Once the agreement is signed you fall into the churning sausage grinder that becomes the DUI legal process when choosing to do business with a DUI Mill.
The attorneys at these DUI Mill sausage grinders do not answer emails or respond to calls unless they need something from you, like a reminder that you have an upcoming payment.
Always remember; cramming as many clients as possible into the sausage hopper is what makes the DUI Mill grinder spin. It’s all money based on volume, quantity, and churn not quality and certainly not the desire to spend any time on your case.
Any remaining money you have will need to be spent on a therapist.
I heard the DUI Mill attorney’s catchy jingle on my radio station with promises of help and all I got for my $6000 was ossifer hogg tied, and brady ball gagged.
Hogg tied because you have signed a legal agreement with them, and ball gagged because you have given the worthless attorney your ability to speak.
Unfortunately, there is no hero from some pulp fiction novel that’s gonna come busting into the basement with a metaphorical baseball bat to save you.
Hogg tied because you have signed a legal agreement with them, and ball gagged because you have given the worthless attorney your ability to speak.
Unfortunately, there is no hero from some pulp fiction novel that’s gonna come busting into the basement with a metaphorical baseball bat to save you.
by Reno Sparks February 1, 2022

by mullllllet man August 29, 2021
