Midget Baby

A regular sized baby.

Look at that midget baby.

You are being a fucking midget baby!

by Dan Rather December 13, 2008

midget fist

When a woman has large erect nipples.

Wow those girls tits look like midget fists.

by earn7 March 31, 2009

One eyed midget

slang for your penis

Beating the one eyed midget

by Bunofasnich December 21, 2007

Midget Time Police

Time Traveling midgets, that come from the future to fight crime.

"dude hide the weed!! Its the midget time police!"

by John Kocalis July 4, 2006

Midget

A very small person who lives amongst us. They can be of any age or gender however they are tiny and petite for whatever age they may be.

Midget can also be used as an offence against dwarfs but this is rearely used.

Person 1: You are such a legit midget.
Person 2: I know, I am so tiny!

by I💖building March 7, 2015

midget

noun-a being which packs twice the sexiness of a normal human into a considerably smaller frame.

Unlike monkeys, midgets are eye level to everything good in life.

by Anonymous August 1, 2003

midge

Asian girl who is the coolest of all. Short and drop dead gorgeous.

BL122926 is midge,yo.

by ModxD August 22, 2009