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microdouching

That one friend who knows he's a shitty person so he only says a few petty remarks at dinner.
Trav didn't seem too bad when we were all together last night.

Oh that's just because he was microdouching.
by Peacedancer February 15, 2025
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micrononihazordon

a statement through saying them by a whore
my lovely friend is a micrononihazordon
by anonymous February 17, 2025
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Microsoft Product

Any product that is poorly designed, easy to hack, bloated, annoying to use, laggy, full of unwanted features, or prone to frequent malfunction.

Not always necessarily a Microsoft product or even any kind of software.
“Sorry I’ll be a little late to the meeting, Teams is being a Microsoft product again.”

“That new game I got off Steam last month crashed five times while I was trying to play it. What a Microsoft product.”

“My new bike’s frame has already started to bend and break like the Microsoft product it is.”
by Shepherd Guy March 14, 2025
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Microtone

A microtone is a note that isn't present in our 12 equal temperament system. Artists like Jacob Collier use these in their music. Fun fact: There are an infinite number of microtones!
My favorite artist wrote a song with a microtone in it.
by ZacLovesCats April 12, 2025
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microsoft

"My day is like Microsoft so far"
"That is so Microsoft"
by grok2 May 9, 2025
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Microsofted

"You Just Got Microsofted"
(verb)

When a company gets so dominant and cocky that government regulators slam them with antitrust lawsuits, lawsuits, restrictions, or public humiliation — just like Microsoft in the late '90s.
Examples:

“Bro, Nvidia locked AI devs into CUDA again.”

→ “Oh damn… they’re about to get Microsofted.”

“Apple’s gatekeeping USB-C till the EU forced ‘em.”

→ “Classic Microsofting.”
by Brokugeta May 28, 2025
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Microsofted

"You Just Got Microsofted"
(verb)

When a company gets so dominant and cocky that government regulators slam them with antitrust lawsuits, lawsuits, restrictions, or public humiliation — just like Microsoft in the late '90s.
Examples:

“Bro, Nvidia locked AI devs into CUDA again.”

→ “Oh damn… they’re about to get Microsofted.”

“Apple’s gatekeeping USB-C till the EU forced ‘em.”

→ “Classic Microsofting.”
by Brokugeta May 28, 2025
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