Meetbang

to meet up with another individual, whether it be via phone call, text and then you bang. A meetbang!

"I was so damn horny so I decided to call up a coworker of mine to engage in a meetbang."

by Robbie_J July 30, 2012

Meerkating

The action of looking up suddenly from your mobile phone or tablet when something good is happening on TV

A lot of people were meerkating during the Big Brother final

by mobilegenie February 11, 2014

meera

a type of fish, known for being fairly obese. found mainly in waters around india. also known as a "meerafish".

wow look at that meera swimming around!!

by jboy December 6, 2006

beat the meet

To beat the meet.
Slang for male masturbation or simply just jack off or spank the monkey.
Pulling in your dick to achieve and/or semen.

A dicipline often performed by boys/men thursday afternoon at the computer with closed curtains and internet browser turned on, on sites like "alte oma" dot com or "free porn but we need your mothers credit card number" dot com etc.

"I'm going home to beat the meet."

by Holm3z Jr. March 18, 2008

meet

to kinda like go out with sum1 and shag them and kiss them without officially 'going out'

' colleen said i was a slut coz i met johnny in the park'

by Lhora January 6, 2004

Meera

To Meera (verb)- Caribbean slang, popular amongst the Engineering Industry. To steal/covet a friend's belongings/interest. Usually used when someone, who is supposedly a friend, steals that friend's love interest.

The accountant totally meerad the engineer last night when she danced with that guy she liked.

You had better eat that last piece of chicken before she meeras it.

by NotACEPEmployee October 23, 2013

meetball

Meetball, A person who is, fat, have big boobys, wears a bra, no life, eats junk food, stupid enough to fail a subject 3 or 4 times and short(midget).

David.F, Fat, stupid, have boobys, and short.

by David February 3, 2005