stupid math

the making up of math that cause you to say motherfucker and end up throwing a book at something. this is defining stupid math

im fucking sick of this stupid math

by alexanderloves October 27, 2014

public math

The inability to do simple mathematical calculations in the presence of another person or group of people.

Hey how'd your presentation go yesterday?

Not good, I gave the wrong answer when I added up some figures. I should have never made a presentation that included public math.

by MitchellDavids December 1, 2013

Math Bae

A term referring to a person who always studies in the mathematics and computer science building who is found attractive by undergraduate students- specifically freshmen and sophomore girls- but the name of this individual is unknown, so they are referred to as "math bae".

I see math bae, he walked in with donuts .

by gothnalgene February 28, 2017

math digger

when someone uses you just for your high intelligence and skills in math

Steve: Jobs "She only talks to me when she needs some help in math"
Bob Marley: "What a fakin math digger-mon Rasta fasa fuck these hoes"

by chill pinoy May 2, 2016

The creator of math

An evil human being

Guy 1: man, who’s the creator of math?

Guy 2: yo I think it’s that guy called Pythagoras.

Guy 1: I wanna kill that guy...

by Jakiii2345 June 11, 2020

Math dick

Being able to solve high level math problems in minutes

Peter's math dick is so huge he solved that equation in 20 seconds

by Zackery Cash May 28, 2012

gamblers math

The ability to see a loss as only a temporary situation that will turn around to your benefit in the end.

Person 1: Its time to walk away form the poker table, you've already lost $200
Person 2: I haven't lost it I'm just down, I'm due to win a few hands
Person 1: Stop using gamblers math.

by TCuneo September 27, 2011