feeling like a bag of mashed potatoes

(verb) definition: when you feel like collapsing from exhaustion or soreness.

“i just got done with practice and i’m feeling like a bag of mashed potatoes”

by softballslut2000 November 25, 2020

chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoes

The first meal L cooked for H, which is also according to L the most romantic thing he has done.

H posted a picture of L cooking this dish

I: What was the most romantic thing you’ve done for your partner?

L: I once cooked a meal, the first meal i’ve ever cooked. It was chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoes. Turned out pretty good for my first meal. :)

by ilikecarrots28 May 14, 2022

Eminem , Slim shady , Marshall Bruce Mathers

Eminem ( his artistic name ) , slim shady ( the name he gives to his "bad side" ) , marshal ( his real name ) is a rapper ( the best rapper ever )

"do u like Eminem , Slim shady , Marshall Bruce Mathers ?"

"NO"

"stfu"

by arealstan April 13, 2021

Can I have yo mathematics?

Another way of asking a person for their number. Based on the holla holla holla guy from dave chappelle's show.

Explanation of phrase: when one asks for another persons number they usually say it by "can i have your number?" or "I see that fine bootay of yo's, holla with them digits at meh why dontchya?" The reason we say "mathematics" is because a number is theoretically math, hence the term can i have yo mathematics?

Nala: Hey Simba... you look hawt!
Simba: say gurl, lemme holla holla holla atchya. can I have yo mathematics?

Aash: Dayummmnnnn look at calaia's bootayyyy!
Shivani: wa wa wee wah I WANT!
*both yell at calaia* say gurl! can i have yo mathematics?!?!??

by Asswhole_with_a_dubya February 21, 2011

matheson

someone who wants 3d chalk for their birthday so they can draw dinosours...they are turning 16.

jace: what do you want for your birthday?
lucy: I want a matheson.

by ladela October 24, 2009

mashed potatoes

when one ejaculates in another's anus, and then they fist the load as far in as possible.

anal intercourse with johnny is so good, especially when he gives me mashed potatoes

by jeremyspearout January 12, 2007

Mather Feck

The south park version (especially Cartman) of Mother Fuck. Pretty self-explanatory...

"Mather Feck Kyle! You feckin jew!!" (No racism implied, honest.)

by Cyrus Bonez July 14, 2007