Andrew Martinez

The funniest comedian in the world today.

I watched Andrew Martinez's videos on MySpace and laughed so hard my uterus popped out. Now I'm sterile.

by wagging my clit dick September 14, 2007

Martina

The best person ever literally the best. She is the kindest person you’ll ever meet and is genuinely there for everyone. She has a big heart and sometimes that’s her downfall. She takes everyone’s problems onto her shoulders and tries to fix peoples problems. She feels bad to say no because she’s so sweet and that’s not her fault.

She’s one of the best people on this earth. So if you know a Martina, keep her, she’s one of the greatest people you’ll ever meet.

“Bro is that Martina?”
“Yeah, she’s the best.”

by Stickbuh January 7, 2022

filthy martinez

Licking the underside of the twat while sticking a bottle of Corona up their butthole.

Last night I met this broad that let me give her a filthy martinez.

by dshnizzle January 17, 2006

Marties

The droplets of sweat that are usually found on the back of one's shirt. They can also be found on the front of a shirt, and these are referred to as frontal marties.

Bernie has a serious case of the marties.

by thebarrish July 3, 2009

Martindaled

When a close friend moves in on a buddies girl to have sexual intercoarse with her for his own personal gain, most men or women that 'martindale' are unemployed and spend most of there time in there parents basement lifting weights and webcamming to girls overseas with the webcam on zoom

Alex- "man i can't believe that darryl moved in on my girl after i just broke up with her, i thought we were tight"

Kyle- "Ya dude, he totally martindaled your ass"

by martindaler October 15, 2009

marowitz

Someone that is a real nerd, and loves Superman. This type of person tends to be cool and extremely easy-going til you piss him off.

Guy 1 : D00d, my teacher is definitely a marowitz.
Guy 2 : I wish my teacher was a marowitz -sad fayse-

by Sir Hmm. June 5, 2011

Martina

She is a beautiful and smart girl. She always helps others no matter what. Although she has a lot of insecurities, she tries to stay happy. A girl named Martina is super talented, funny and is loved by everyone because of her big heart. She is like an angel on earth and the best friend ever.

wow! That’s a Martina. Damn

by ladyyinbluee November 22, 2021