when in tough economic times "fees" are applied to everything to amplify profits and negate a potential default
Brian: I needed a bank.. So I just joined Bank of America because they have an iPhone app.
James: Awe so now you're enjoying the benefits of the "fee market system". Quite rational thinking there Brian *rolls eyes*
James: Awe so now you're enjoying the benefits of the "fee market system". Quite rational thinking there Brian *rolls eyes*
by breynoldz October 08, 2011
by zem399 August 16, 2024
The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.
“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”
by Glimmer December 10, 2023
A plan which contains the strategy in which the business expects to achieve their goals. It is usually a subsidiary of the business plan.
Person 1: Dude, how's that marketing plan coming along?
Person 2: Nearly finished it. When it's done, my business is going to run as smooth a train.
Person 1: (Muttering) Yeah, like a train wreck.
Person 2: Did you say something?
Person 1: Nope
Person 2: Nearly finished it. When it's done, my business is going to run as smooth a train.
Person 1: (Muttering) Yeah, like a train wreck.
Person 2: Did you say something?
Person 1: Nope
by Ashton Knight January 07, 2014
Definition: A term used to describe a fictional market that is supposedly even deeper and more secretive than the black market, so much so that it's "blue" instead of black. This term originated from a humorous statement made by Rami Abd-Alghany of the Kafr Qara district, in the state of Israel, highlighting the absurdity of the idea.
Inspired by the events of Sep 2023 in the city of Kafr Qara, this term was coined to raise awareness for the level of corruption spread within the 'al-Sahl' area
Explanation: The concept of a "blue market" is often used humorously to poke fun at the idea of markets becoming increasingly obscure and clandestine. It's a playful way to emphasize that there's a limit to how secretive a market can be, and the term is often used to highlight the absurdity of such notions.
Inspired by the events of Sep 2023 in the city of Kafr Qara, this term was coined to raise awareness for the level of corruption spread within the 'al-Sahl' area
Explanation: The concept of a "blue market" is often used humorously to poke fun at the idea of markets becoming increasingly obscure and clandestine. It's a playful way to emphasize that there's a limit to how secretive a market can be, and the term is often used to highlight the absurdity of such notions.
"So, folks, this one talks about when Rami said that some people go to an even deeper black market, it's so black that it's blue, hence blue market. The statement doesn't make sense because a deeper black is just black and will never be blue. It's funny because a blue market sounds like a whale shop."
by BlueMarketEnthusiast September 25, 2023
A person who does not buy meat (from either restaurants or grocery stores) but will eat meat if it has already been prepared.
The inclusion of market refers to the fact that this person's buying behaviour (from the market's perspective) is like a vegetarian.
The inclusion of market refers to the fact that this person's buying behaviour (from the market's perspective) is like a vegetarian.
At a house party:
Person 1: Did you just have a meat pie? I thought you didn't want to have meat at the restaurant last week?
Person 2: I don't buy meat, but if it's already been purchased I'm ok with having it.
Person 1: Oh! So you're like a Market Vegetarian?
Person 2: Exactly
Person 1: What a hipster
Person 1: Did you just have a meat pie? I thought you didn't want to have meat at the restaurant last week?
Person 2: I don't buy meat, but if it's already been purchased I'm ok with having it.
Person 1: Oh! So you're like a Market Vegetarian?
Person 2: Exactly
Person 1: What a hipster
by angularmerkel September 30, 2018
(n): Similar to the "black market", the frat market is the illegal underground drug ring within any given fraternity. It can be used to purchase a wide variety of narcotics and other illegal substances.
by Adolf_Fratler April 27, 2016